Only in the movies:

Snakes on a plane – Snakes on a plane... Kryptonite – Superman... A “quickie” before dying frozen – Titanic... Hot lesbians – Wild things... Hot cowboys – Brockeback Mountain... Excruciatingly pain of latex – Batman ... Big ass thinking white shark – Jaws ... Two black guys accomplishing their wishes – White chicks ... Finding love thru making erotic movies – Love actually ... A fat chick singing a fucking Madonna song in jail – Bridget Jones ... A stupid “gringo” trying to be a “luchador” – Nacho Libre ... A bunch of little Japanese monsters taking over New York – Gremlins 2 ... A talking dog – Men in Black ... Satan fucking with Sadam Hussein – South Park ... This list will be updated every time with I come up with a totally useless idea…maybe tomorrow